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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Funning with the Right Wing

A Liberal Received this email from A Right-Winger last night:

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIN NAME:

SELDOM BIN LAYED



The Liberal Sent this email back:
Upon hearing that the Secret Service gave Hillary Clinton a Muslim name to protect her from Terrorists, President George W. Bush demanded his own Islamic Name. The Secret Service wasn't quite sure which name fit best, so they suggested three:

Beck Onde Bottle,
Kant Katch Osama,
and
Iz-en-tee Adum Azz.

2 comments:

jeff said...

Here are a few more names that would fit Mrs. Clinton:

m'balz es-hari...
i-bin pharteen...
i-zheet m'drurz...
shaif m'boush...
mustaf aarod upma poupr...

(I stole them from someone else)

Alex said...

Yes...and one more:

Hi-bee Sma-dah danBush.