TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIN NAME:
SELDOM BIN LAYED
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Upon hearing that the Secret Service gave Hillary Clinton a Muslim name to protect her from Terrorists, President George W. Bush demanded his own Islamic Name. The Secret Service wasn't quite sure which name fit best, so they suggested three:
Beck Onde Bottle,
Kant Katch Osama,
Iz-en-tee Adum Azz.