Funning with the Right Wing

A Liberal Received this email from A Right-Winger last night:

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIN NAME:

SELDOM BIN LAYED

The Liberal Sent this email back:

Upon hearing that the Secret Service gave Hillary Clinton a Muslim name to protect her from Terrorists, President George W. Bush demanded his own Islamic Name. The Secret Service wasn't quite sure which name fit best, so they suggested three:

Beck Onde Bottle,
Kant Katch Osama,
and
Iz-en-tee Adum Azz.