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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Halloween


We have Halloween over here...more than a few stores are selling costumes and spiders and pirate stuff....and it's certainly feeling Halloweeny here in London...we have a giant half moon soaring over the city, and leaves are crunching delightfully underfoot.

It is London, of course, so the place is full of neo-gothic churches and old graveyards....but somehow, the REAL place for Halloween is, and probably always will be not OLDE ENGLAND, but NEW ENGLAND. After all, not far down the Hudson from Vermont, Ichabod Crane was chased by the headless horseman and displaced Puritan settlers were convinced that the devil lurked in the dark forests of Massachusetts.

So, while I'm having a great fun here, I have to saw, I'm really missing the crisp air of a New England fall, and of course, I'm really missing the chill up the spine that comes with a New England Halloween.

So, imagine my pleasure when I stopped in to Gourmet Knitting Disaster and found that Steve, Kate's Better Half (her description, not mine) has started a new blog entitled "Homemade Halloween" detailing how he built "THE DRAGON" in the back yard. This dragon has helped to Haunt the Haunted Forest in Williston for years, but I've always been proud of the fact that it started off it's life of seasonal menace in MY backyard.

Soooo...if you want to learn how to build a monster, visit Steve's Homemade Halloween! It's great fun!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

London Journey: Interlude

In a story just TAILOR MADE for my dear wife, the following news item came to my attention last week:

IN HIS 24 years as a traffic officer, Chief Inspector Donald McMillan has chased errant dogs, pigs, horses and, once, a wild boar - but never a chicken.

Until yesterday that is, when, at the crack of dawn, he had to contend with 3,000 of them, all terrified and shrieking, after falling from a lorry that had jackknifed on a dual carriageway.

Mr McMillan arrived at the scene - the A80 Glasgow-Stirling road, near Castlecary - at about 6:30am to find chickens everywhere.

It was chaos, and had been since 4:30am when the articulated lorry skidded into the crash barrier on the central reservation and across the outside lane of the southbound carriageway, spewing white feathers in its wake.

Police, vets and chicken catchers were called in, and the road network was gridlocked as the clear-up operation began.

from The Scottsman. See http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1629372007


One can only hope that the rest of the chickens survived.


Meanwhile, it seems that some folks are fed up with the National Health System and have turned to "do it yourself" methods....


LONDON -- A shortage of National Health Service dentists in England has led some people to pull out their own teeth -- or use super glue to stick crowns back on, a study says.

It seems that not ALL the oddity was left at home in the States after all...perhaps I should have brought Walter Wrenchall with me.


Tuesday, October 16, 2007

London Journey: Part Fourteen


The British Museum of Natural History


Bobbi and I also took in the British Museum of Natural History. This museum opened in 1881 and while it looks like a cathedral or castle, this temple was built to the glory of Science and Progress (although it's prime founder, Richard Owen did not see the two as mutually exclusive...having engaged in a running battle with Charles Darwin over the theory of Evolution). As such, it is a virtual hymn to the Victoria faith in the ever upwards march of Progress.

Upon entering, you are overwhelmed by the high vaulting ceilings, which, like the churches from which it took it's inspiration, inspire feelings of humility and contemplation.
(That's me up there on the Balcony.)

Each area of the museum is a work of art in and of itself. In the main hall, these stone monkeys climb up the walls to the sky...each one intricately detailed. Every room is adorned with it's own sculptures and decorations.

The museum is a repository for specimens from around the globe, and the collection has its origins in the private holdings of Sir Hans Sloan, physician to the Governor of Jamaica in 1687. Famous explorers, including Captain Cook have sent scientific samples here, and the museum holds them all...millions and millions of them...only a fraction of which are on display. It is an amazing storehouse, and a testament to man's struggle to know his world.

As befits the brainchild of Owen, who was the first to guess that the giant bones being found in England actually belonged to a vanished race of reptiles called: Dinosaurs... these terrible lizards hold pride of place at the museum....


But there is more here to enjoy than a giant anamatronic T-Rex - although they do have quite a nice one... in the galleries around the main hall, the skeletons of monkey gambol in the rafters, displayed so that they show their grace and dexterity...




There is, of course, the Dodo- a long extinct member of .... the pigeon family...I did not know that....did you know that....I sure didn't...a pigeon...go figure...
There is also a large collection of mammals...including a life size model of a blue whale....the museum is careful to note that these are historical specimens...there are now acknowledged to be better ways of studying an animal than stuffing it...



The fishes are also well represented...including a fascinating representation of how an angler fish from the dark depths of the ocean can swallow prey that is actually larger than itself...



We had lunch with Charles Darwin....




After which Bobbi did her little known, but always well received "Shark Impression".....

In addition to the fascinating items in the collection, was the fascinating nature of the collection itself...to amass so much information about the world, and to enshrine in a truly magnificent building... there is something awe inspiring about this...and we wondered if the will could be found to do as much today....surely, we haven't stopped learning...but there is something about this building itself which is, well, transcendent...and shows a belief in the possibilities and sacred nature of knowledge....something that I fear our age treats far too cavalierly...


At any rate, although Bobbi and I agreed that it might, perhaps, be possible to learn much more about nature from a well produced documentary on Television....we still managed to loose ourselves in the museum for an entire day....emerging tired, but moved...feeling as if, by joining in the stream of humanity who have poured through these doors for well over a century, that we had taken part in a pilgrimage to a shrine to knowledge.

Monday, October 15, 2007

London Journey: Interlude


It should be noted, for those of you keeping track, that Friend Russell has been posting the story of his own Ghost Tour of England....worth reading... go to http://www.nycstories.blog-city.com/ and look for the Ghost Tour Diaries, In Among all the Other Interesting and Ghoulish stuff.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

London Journey: Part Thirteen


October 7, 2007: Cabinet War Rooms

“If you were lucky enough to receive a ration of sugar, as this officer was, you would place it in an envelope, write your name on it, and hide it in a drawer. That’s what this Officer did, and there it stayed from 1945 until these rooms were opened again in the 1970s.” Audio Tour, Cabinet War Rooms

We found the Cabinet War Rooms almost by accident. I knew they existed, and, of course, any self-respecting Churchill enthusiast would have to visit. However, it was not my intention to drag Bobbi along. I had no reason to think that any reasonable person would be impressed by black and white photos of politicians long gone or push pins in a map. In the end though, I’m very glad I did- because surprisingly enough, she had a great time.

Deep below the Treasury Building, next to the Clive Steps, is the entrance to the Cabinet War Rooms. In this hole in the ground, Winston Churchill and his military advisors planned first the resistance, and then their counteroffensive, against Hitler’s blitz.

When peace came, members of the staff closed up the room and went home (some of them, according to the audio tour, for the first time in six years). These rooms were left, all but forgotten, until Margaret Thatcher had them opened to the public in the early years of her premiership. In some cases, things had been left exactly as they had been on V.E. day…in other cases, the rooms have been restored using detailed photographs taken during the 40s. The final effect is stunning…it truly feels as if everyone just left- despite the fact that they’ve been gone now for over half a century.

This was not a comfortable place, to be sure. It was, as it was designed to be, cut off from the world above by an enormous concrete slab which protected the roof of the chamber from falling bombs. There was very little egress to the outside world. On those occasions when it was possible to leave the shelter, it was to face a world destroyed...only upon reaching the street would the answer come: which national landmark had been bombed, whose house destroyed, whose family was dead. (Alan Murdie, the Ghost Host on Russell’s tour, told me that he had once known a chap who had gone to work in the morning, and when he came home that night, he found that his entire family had been wiped from the face of the earth by German Bombs.)

In one hallway was a door (still there) marked, W.C., and the “occupied” sign was always on (it still is). According to the audio tour, almost all members of the staff assumed that this was the only working toilet (or Water Closet) in the entire bunker….probably reserved exclusively for the Prime Minister.

Inside, however, was not a commode, but a closely guarded secret…hidden from nearly all: a transatlantic “hotline” (the first of its kind, in fact) linking Churchill directly with Franklin Delano Roosevelt in the White House. This direct line of communication between the President and the Prime Minister was of vital importance in coordinating the Anglo-American alliance which would defeat Hitler.

Elsewhere in the exhibit, are tableaus, illustrating the P.M.’s bank of typists at work, or a pair of general officers going over the details of an operation. A BBC technician sits at his transmitter, ready to relay one of Churchill’s incomparable speeches to the outside world, while down the hall, officers (including the one who had the sugar) man the phones and keep the situation updated.

The pins marking the positions of allied and enemy troops remain in the map on the wall as they were left.

One room is set aside to relate the story of the “Dig For Victory” campaign. With U-Boats prowling the shipping lanes, England’s sources of food (the American and Canadian breadbaskets) were cut off- thus, the Kingdom was urged to “Dig for Victory” by planting gardens and helping to grow their own food supply. In London itself, many of the parks which I have been extolling were turned into garden allotments. City dwellers grew vegetables in the shadow of the Albert Memorial in Kensington Gardens. Films were produced by the government showing urban Londoners which end of a hoe to use.

Outside the bunker, at night, Londoners slept inside the tube stations side by side with complete strangers. Inside the war rooms, the secretaries and other clerical staff retired to “the Dock”…a low, stark tunnel under the main structure.

Higher level aids to the Cabinet and the General Staff slept in private rooms- each about the size of a walk-in closet. These rooms are full of relics from early twentieth century life- matches, ashtrays, bedpans, pajamas folded neatly on the bed, and Penguin paperbacks on the night stand, as if waiting for their owners to return.

It is these little touches which lend such verisimilitude to the exhibit…not the lofty medals, film footage, or maps…but the tiny little pieces of flotsam that people carry with them to make life comfortable, bearable, even under the most adverse circumstances.

Thus, this shrine to the heroic resistance of Great Brittan against Nazi tyranny (a rearguard action which saved the world) is celebrated, not by glorious statues- but by the completely everyday and mundane.

I think it was this that Bobbi found so fascinating, and I, who tend to have my head turned by the glorious, was also enthralled by what really turned out to be a monument to the struggle of the average Englishman against the most ruthless assault of evil the world has yet known.

Churchill himself said, and after seeing this exhibit, it is impossible not to agree:

“It was the nation, and the race, dwelling all ‘round the globe, that had the Lion’s Heart.

I had the luck to be called upon to give…

…the Roar.”

Friday, October 12, 2007

London Journey: Part Twelve

October 10, 2007: Westminster (again)

This weekend, Bobbi and I slept late, and so missed our chance to see the London Zoo. That’s okay. While I’ve been getting plenty of rest (thanks to the interminable slowness of British Telecom, I seem to be on permanent vacation) Bobbi has been working very hard. Not only has she been attending class, but last weekend, in order to attend a conference, she had to make the transatlantic crossing AGAIN (the second time in two weeks) with all its attendant jet-lag and exhaustion.

Therefore, we revised our plans and set out for the London Aquarium.

Alas, most of the other visitors seemed to have the same idea and so we changed plan again, stopped for the obligatory photographs of ourselves and the Houses of Parliament, and then proceeded on foot across Westminster Bridge. The idea was that we would take in a closer look at Westminster Palace, and then enter the Cathedral. Alas for us, it was Sunday, and the Cathedral, while open to worshipers, was closed to sightseers.



Still, there is a lot to see in the area, and we were not disappointed with simply walking the streets. Parliament Square is dominated by statues of great leaders of the English (and occasionally, the English Speaking) world.

Here are monuments to Peel, and Disraeli, as well as to Staunch British Ally, Jan Christian Smuts of South Africa, who promoted Apartheid, and Nelson Mandela, who ended it.

There is of course, a monument to Winston Churchill...

...and somewhat gratifying to an American far from home,
a statue of Abraham Lincoln, looking both dignified and simple amongst the splendid British Statesmen, remembered here for the Emancipation Proclamation, gazes gently across the square.

We walked up Parliament Street and then turned down King Charles Street, walking alongside the VERY IMPOSING Treasury Building until we got to the Clive Steps. Dominated by a statue of Clive, who secured Britain’s hold on India for over a century to come, these steps lead us to a charming view of Saint James park…Bobbi was quite captivated by the Pelicans who live there as well as the gardens and Duck Island….well, who wouldn’t be?