MWMB 33: The Wilhelm Scream

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This show, while less than fresh (I got ambushed by a lot of real work, so it's been in the can a while), is still fun.  Romney says that being 62.3 times richer that Barack Obama means he's "more in touch" with the American people.  Barack Obama then says that JESUS wants you to pay more taxes.  Cabbage Patch Geoff catches a Giant Bass.  And you don't want to miss Jim the Hammer reading a letter from Jourdan Anderson...a former slave who's master has asked him to return to the plantation.  As always, it's a crazy world, and we're just two regular guys trying to keep up...it's enough to make you want to give the WILHELM SCREAM.

Links
One Million Homophobes...uh, sorry, Moms
http://news.yahoo.com/one-million-moms-pushes-j-c-penney-drop-172100041.htm

Obama: Who Would Jesus Tax?
http://money.cnn.com/2012/02/02/news/economy/obama_tax_rich_jesus/?hpt=hp_t2

Romney In Touch
http://articles.boston.com/2012-02-02/nation/31013447_1_mitt-romney-campaign-...

The Jourdan Anderson Letter
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html

The Wilhelm Scream Compilation

Cletus Take the Reel

And the song it's based on: Jesus Take the Wheel.

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Fw: MWMB 32: So Far Away...

And away we go...FAR AWAY.  This week,  the boys see if they can fight in a bipartisan manner while separated by two continents and the world's largest ocean...that's almost as far as the distance between the Republican and Democratic sides of the Aisle. Jim tells us how the good people in the Republic of Georgia are reacting to the GOP Primaries...Canada throws it's hat into the American Presidential Race...and Jim and Alex fight over Obama...again.  Please listen, we need the clicks.  10 more new listeners and we get a star on NowDefunctSearchEngine.com

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MWMB 31: The British Are Coming (The Italians Are Sinking...)

MWMB welcomes Ru and Jon,  two British Subjects,  who school Alex and Jim on why America  drives them crazy.  Jim and Alex enjoy ALL the fun of a down home South Carolina Primary (and MITT ROMNEY SPEAKS FRENCH).  And Alex risks going to hell eternal without possibility of parole (or pasta) by ridiculing the idea that an Italian should have EVER been made a ship captain.  Cabbage Patch Geoff sings a little love/hate song to Mitt Romney. 

Mangia! Mangia! Buon divertimento!

LINKS:
Mitt's Worth:

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/moneymag/0712/gallery.candidates.moneymag/6.html

http://www.buzzfeed.com/elongreen/whats-mitt-romney-really-worth-4yyh

Je m'appelle Mitt Romney

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/01/14/3370576/tv-ad-wars-tell-new-story-in-gop...

BRITISH BIAS

Kentucky Chuch:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/01/kentucky-church-bans-interracial-...

Skipper:
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/01/20/what-the-costa-concordias-captain-can...

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MWMB 30: Peeing On the Taliban!

Peeing on the Taliban.  Math gets Racist. Obama's Bush Doctrine. Cabbage Patch Geoff's "Ode to Mitt Romney & the Pink Slip". Jim held captive in Canada. Plus: Driving Miss Daisy to the Ho-House and a spoon swallowing dog.  It's week 30 of MWMB.  Like us on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/MWMB/172919632788125) , listen to us on your iphone, elect us President.   We'll do the rest. 

LINKS:
Peeing On the Taliban:
http://www.usatoday.com/video/index.htm?bctid=1385251955001&csp=ipmpv#/Ma...+probe+video+allegedly+showing+urination+on+dead+Taliban/1385251955001

Racist Math:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/georgia-school-investigates-sla...

MItt Romney Firing People:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssea...

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Fw: MWMB 29: New Year..Same Old S#*t!

Join us dear listener...MWMB discusses what a bummer 2011 was, the EVIL of Canada, a recap  (or is that: kneecap?) of Iowa...and Jim, perhaps surprisingly, ends up being a LOT more worried about the police powers in the new defense bill than Alex was...will Obama lock us up in Gitmo?  Could be.  Geoff (who was actually READY for the Christmas show that we didn't do) gives us "Pipeline for Christmas" and Jim and Alex have three candidates for  this  weeks salute  Also, we answer the question: what can you do with stolen batteries, make-up, and power bars?  Answer: What CAN'T you do?  Give us 20 minutes of your time and we'll give you....this show!  PLUS Alex Geofferies and Jim the Hammer let slip their real identities...you'll be amazed at who they are. (Such a deal.)

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MWMB 28: Another Day in the Saltmines

Join us, dear listener...we've got really bad tasteless humor, Rick Perry's weird anti-gay ad, Blogo goes to Jail, the TSA goes to town on an old lady, Cabbage Patch Geoff sings, and Alex reveals just how very, very tired he is of business as usual here in the good old USofA...can Jim pull him out of it?  Listen and find out.

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MWMB 27: Black Friday

Death on Black Friday. Robot prison guards. Newt Gingrich at the top of the polls. Plus Ronald Reagan smokes pot and Dick Nixon is Tanned Rested and Ready for 2012. Political Talk, Lame Humor...it's just like an evening with friends.  Pop open a beer and join us for the 27th Episode of Middle Aged White Men Bitching.

Links:

Clinton Praises Newt

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/27/bill-clinton-says-gingrich-surge-a-result-of-thoughtful-positions/

Robot Prison Guards

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15893772

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MWMB 26: Work without Reward

This week...Work Without Reward.  Feel like everybody is getting bailed out but you?  So does MWMB.   This week, Jim and Alex discuss an article which claims that Americans on both the Right and the Left are looking for a government that ties work and rewards together.  Plus, fun from Herman Cain, Rick Perry, Barack Obama and Cabbage Patch Geoff favors us with a verse as well....OH YES, find out why the state of Vermont Sued ITSELF!  It's all here on MWMB...join us, won't you?

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MWMB 25: Pizzza, Sex & Tax Free Booze

Please listen! We're your friends!  MWMB is back this week.  Jim and Alex discuss the Herman Cain scandal, debate if Rick Perry is drunk or just weird, and bring you a great story about a forklift robbery!  Geoff sings!  Comet barks.  And we have a special salute to the Marines!  Join us! What have you got to lose?

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MWMB 24: The Comet & Geoff Show

Alex was at the Al Franken Cry-Babies Anonymous Vegan Bar-B-Que and Air Force Bake Sale this week,  and Jim was at an undisclosed location with the Montana Militia somewhere near Mount Limbaugh.  Honestly, we'd just planed on picking up the show next week.  Imagine our surprise when we returned and found this tape from Cabbage Patch Geoff and Comet the Conservative Talking Wonder Dog....seems like the end of  Kadafi  was worth a song....right on!

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